Spanks 2008

St Elmo's Infirmary - "For those sick of ordinary times"

The time has come to process referrals to St Elmo's Infirmary!

The Infirmary is now accepting referrals to the following departments:-

  • Oral/Dental Surgery
  • Proctology
  • Urology
  • Gynecology
  • General Surgery
  • Veterinary Clinic
  • Psychiatric

Conveniently located in Central Christchurch, directions will be provided closer to your admission.

Please enclose proof of payment of $45, including GST, with your referral application.

This will include your hospital meal on arrival.

Admissions Department opens at 6:30 pm, Saturday February 23rd. Food will arrive on the wards at 7:00 pm sharp, so please ensure your arrival is timely! Late comers will likely only receive dry bread and gravy!

Ask for bank account details, or pay Doctor SteveC or Nurse puss at a munch.

Email referrals to party@uncommonbonds.org.nz